Whiteness and funnies
Has your child ever been so white that the ducks that you are feeding bread thinks your skin is bread and surrounds you and starts trying to eat you. Yea, well mine are and this happened to Bobby. The saddest part is I'm terrified of any type of bird. So as cars were driving by I bet they thought we were crazy. My son is getting attacked by the ducks and I'm screaming AHH AAH and trying to get the ducks to leave him alone with out them getting me. So I shooed them away and grabbed him. Lets just say we were done after that. I probably scared my kids for life with now being terrified by birds like me.
Ainsley sure can be a drama queen. As we are trying to get her to bed and of course she does not want to she says "I thought you loved me!" We say "of course we love you we just want you to go to sleep" then she says "sleep is not good for me" then as fast as she was upset about going to bed she stopped fake crying and got up and went up stairs to play her music. Man what a funny drama queen. I hope she grows out of it before her teenage years. But I doubt it.
posted by Unknown at
8:54 PM
2 Comments:
That is funny! You know, I'm a little bit scared of birds myself. I've actually had a bird poop on me TWICE. Not cool.
By
The Collingwood Family, At
9/01/2010 3:49 PM
That's hilarious Jayne, I'm still laughing at the mental image I have of you freaking out from the ducks....too funny!
And I think Ainsley will be a great teenager...she'll get it all out of her system while she's young and turn your hair grey while your young so that when your euhausted and older, you can just dye your hair together...and yall can bond over your troubles with her youth, lol!
By
Jewelcat, At
9/02/2010 9:50 PM
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